the truth about starting young

i've found it to be true in the purest sense that the brand of cigarettes i smoke is directly affected by my mood.

as follows is a list of such things as god has mande them clear to me:

pall mall lights (short ones, box)-simple, easy, reflective

marlboro mediums (short ones, box)- long, restless charred

pall mall (filterless)- calm, cool, collected

bali shag (rolling tobacco)- enlightened

camel lights (short ones, soft)- tired and ready for a new shade of sunlight

camel (straights)- need coffee, need sleep, need a beer

marlboro lights- thank god, never

parliament lights (short ones, soft)- refelctive, talkative

top (rolling tobacco)- poor, waiting on a check

parliament menthol lights (short ones, box)- refreshed and closing in on goals

marlboro special blends (red)- whenever god is so gracious as to allow them near me (they taste like it did when i first started smoking and any true smoker will tell you, that's the best smoking period of your life

kamel red lights- need to be encoated (like a pepto bismol commercial or a glass of milk)

kamel reds- ok, so i just like the k. on the side of the filter

it gets really interesting when i buy multiple packs at once as i have begun to be able to read the changes in my temperment based on my current status.

(i.e. one pack camel straights and two packs parliament menthol lights, you can do the mood math.)

so i promised i wouldn't hold back and there it is. chew ont hat for a while or spit it out. this isn't sex. spit or swallow suits me just fine.

2002-09-09 | 9:50 p.m.
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