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Dear tech support,

last year my freind upgraded from girlfriend v.5.0 to wife v.1.2 and has noticed a malfunction of the spit or swallow system.

in addition, wife v.1.2 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as shutthefuckupwhileimwatchingtv v.2.4, but installed undiesirable programs such as shopping v.2.4, bitching v.4.0, and gossip v.2.1. Deep throat v.8.0 also no longer runs and Youcangooutwithyourfirends v.3.6 simply crashes the system.

He tried running flowers v.5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail.

what can he do?

signed,
good friend

Dear good friend,

please keep in mind that girlfriend v.5.0 was an entertainment package, while wife v.1.2 is an operating system. try to enter the command c:/ i'vebeenworkingallday and immediatly install drunk v.3.0.

wife v.1.2 ahould then automatically run the applications: dinner v.3.3, and sex v.24.7. But remember, overuse can cause such background applications such as imnotinthemoodtonight v.2.1 and cookyourowndinner v.9.2.

please bear in mind that mastercard v.6.1 is a hazardous program that will create bankruptcylawyerWAV files.

At this point, Do not, under any circumstances, install fatherinlaw v.1.0 or reinstall another girlfriend program. THese are not supported programs and will crash wife v.1.2 to the default program: divorcelawyer v.9.2 or at the very least doghouse v.3.1 which will result in long periods of inactivity due to couchsleeping v.3.1 which will automatically load in such cases. This will alsopull all the humandecencyMPEG files out of configuration (which has been known to introduce potentially hazardous viruses into the operating system.

In summary, wife v.1.2 is a great program, but it does have limited RAM reception capabilities and can't learn appilications quickly.

You could upgrade the system performance. I personally recommend jewelry v.3.0 and seagrimsgin v.4.5 combined with the old stand-by noyoudon'tlookfatinthat v.6.9 (which has been credited with improved performance of wife v.1.2 software and increased allowance for titsqueezing v.1.0.) We would also recommend that the next time your friend decides to upgrade he try first uploading mailorderwife v.3.0 which can be purchased from http://girl.farit.ru/

good luck,
tech support

2003-01-11 | 3:15 p.m.
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