a poor rendition of a tool song

someone actually said this the other day, in my presence. i still find it baffling.
Person one (obviously male): the thing about s.m.u. is that…
person two (female): I go to that school so don’t be rude about it.
person one: I wasn’t going to…as a matter of fact, I was going to give it the highest props you can give a college…I was going to say that they have the hottest chicks I’ve ever seen on a college campus.
Something tells me a few of us have our priorities a bit out of line. Don’t get me wrong, I like women as much as the next guy, but when the best thing you can find about a place of education is the appearance of their students, either you or the place of education has got some real problems. Not to mention that the last stats I heard, as baffling as this is, is that three in ten s.m.u. girls have had some kind of modifying surgery. That right there is fubar’d. the sad thing is that at least part of the reason for that is people like person one.
Sometimes this world acts like a tool song: it pretends to be serious and intense when really it’s just doing it for the coolness factor and to get chicks.

2004-10-22 | 12:31 p.m.
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