renaissance woman

according to google, you are dead.
according to google, you are the sexiest porn star since ginger lee.
according to google, you are quite the softball player.
according to google, you grew up in manhattan.
according to google, you are a passionate music nerd.
according to google, you come from a long line of slave owners and rapists.
according to google, you work for the public school system.
according to google, all of your lies are half-truths.
according to google, you are fascinated by human sacrifices.
according to google, you routinely lied about your grades in school.
according to google, you've won scholarships.
according to google, you're getting married next week.
according to google, you're a delegate with the chamber of commerce.
according to google, you make home pages for high school cafeteria menus.
according to google, you raise prize-winning horses.
according to google, you organize job fairs.
according to google, you adore brittany spears.
according to google, you worked a span as a cashier at a college registration desk.
according to google, you review films and books with insight and wit.
according to google, your essays are poignant.
according to google, you are an accomplished dart player.
according to google, you are an outstanding teacher and role model.
according to google, you were, at one time, the president of dartmouth medical school.
according to google, you are beautiful black exotic dancer.
according to google, you are on the honor roll for the fourth semester running.
according to google, you are an award-winning feild hockey coach.
according to google, you are a track star.
according to google, you take moving photographs of live concerts.
according to google, you are a turncoat.
according to google, you have the highest free throw percentage in georgia.
according to google, you are familiar with the sounds of friendship.
according to google, you are a fan of the now-cancelled television series "dark angel".
according to google, you live in the outback of australia.
according to google, you are a fan of motorsports and a devoted mother of two.
according to google, you are close friends with author nicholson baker.
according to google, you are an expert gardener.
according to google, your gravestone is breathtaking.
according to google, you give good head.
according to google, you shave your crotch.
according to google, you are a pet lover.
according to google, you are not who you are.
according to google, i am just another page in your past.
according to google, life is sweet.
according to google, you may or may not be gone.

2004-06-16 | 12:57 p.m.
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