the list

1. it's hotter than a porn stars thighs today.

2. it was hotter yesterday, but that doesn't make it nice out today.

3. i work an absorbanent amount, and it's wonderful, but i'm tired.

4. i listened to saves the day all morning.

5. i didn't get a chance to read my paper this morning.

6. i've decided that lao tzu would definatly be one of those sand castle making guys from the beach if he were alive today.

7. i'm ready to cut back my hours at work some.

8. wayne dyer is a good read sometimes.

9. the best henry miller books are the rosy crucifixion books.

10. losing what you want is the best way to not want it?

11. if a person were to lose their mind, would it show by the look on their face?

12. what the hell does robert kiyosaki know about life anyway?

13. it looks cool out if you look through the window of the room i'm in (which is tinted).

14. i have to teach this training class this weekend and it's backep up on two sides by shows i want to see.

15. i can't remember the last time i got "a decent night's rest".

16. the last time i drank i had four beers and woke up with a hangover from hell.

17. i used to be able to drink gallons without stumblilng when i walked.

18. i'm still confused as to how the number of readers you ahve is directly proportionate to how bad your writing is (mcdiary).

19. the counting crows are good.

20. if everyone could shut the fuck up every now and then and listen to a little van morrison, we'd all be better off.

21. thomas jefferson said: "if i had to choose between a nation without newspapers and newspares without a nation, i should be glad to shooose the latter."

22. quoting john lennon is tiresome. i've decided to not do it. (did i ever, really?)

23. why is it that the only spam i get is weight loss and penis enlargement and those stupid "quick inspirations" with sales pitches for travel at the bottom.

24. is it really someone's job tot hink up subject lines for SPAM all day long?

25. who designs the questions for NTN trivia games at bars international? i want to do that part time.

26. 75% of all statistics are false.

27. in america today, if you are over the age of 40, there is a 70% chance that you'll be laid off within three years according to a study conducted by NPR on Fresh Air yesterday.

28. sometimes i run my fingers over the raised lettering on my business cards for hours.

29. in unhappier times, i used to sit in my dark red throne (which every man needs in his house) and listen to ellito smith XO in the dark with sunglasses on. i'm not sure why or when i stopped doing that.

30. i hate being threatened in any way. as in "if you dont do this, i'll do that". that seems to be happening alot lately.

31. several people are mad at me and i have no idea why.

32. there's something kind of sexy about the number 32, don't you think?

33. i drink entirely too much water, of this i am convinced.

34. is it better to lose yourself or to let someone lose you?

35. what the hell does "no in betweens" mean anyway?

36. i really should get back to work.

37. thank you for your time.

38. it has been unexceptional, and for that i thank you.

39. this list is dedicated to carrie of the list writing frenzies, for the inspiration to make lists from non-list-worthy things.



2003-08-07 | 11:13 a.m.
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