valuable life lessons for today

1. do you think the quarter pounder costs a quarter pound in london?

2. what if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

3. what's the difference between inflammable and nonflammable?

4. were we designed to invent dental floss from the beggining or just be toothless by age thirty?

5. if the slow people ride the short bus, do the smart people ride the longer than average bus?

6. how did they figure out that a C was the average score, i mean, isn't it a little convenient that it's right in the middle of the (grading)letters?

7. they say the universe is expanding. what is it expanding into? i mean, isn't the point of the word universe, that it encompasses everything?

8. are candy kids made of candy?

9. how did hippies get so unhip?

10. and what is the formula for the rest of time.

2003-08-20 | 2:20 p.m.
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