paradise list for tommorrow

there's a few things about paradise you should know:

the a.c. only works half the time and that's in the winter.

whenever you leave the room to take a leak someone else will finish your bottle.

there's always piss ont he toilet seat.

and no one gets laid more than once a year.

i know it sounds good, but let's e realistic, if jesus didn't need a vacation, would he have come here in the first place?

2003-10-02 | 6:42 p.m.
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